wacky convo!!

this is a conversation between 2 people. no names. its so funny!!!!!!!!!! and wacky!!!!!! 4 real!! haha



"peace"

"comes from your pancreas!"

"wat comes from your pancreas?"

"peace. along with plenty of bodily fluids such as blood, urine, and the occasional soft drink"

"Wow thats weird"

"just like that time at band camp when somebodys colon got stuck n my tuba!"

"Wat the crap!"

"crap (cr.ap) n. - a. originated from the latin word crapula meaning bodily excrements. b. refuse, junk, rubbish, litter. c. slang- to talk nonsense."

"wat are you talking about. are u drunk or high??"

"well................one time, my uncle was drunk. actually im not sure if he was because i was swimming."

"Swimming?"

"with the fishes and the cockroaches and the gall bladders"

"laughing out loud, seriously. you seem off, not all there. lol."

"oh but i am all here! i got my fingers, toes, liver, appendix, colon, gall bladder, kidneys, esophagus, fingernails, retinas, cones, pupils, epidermis and large intestine!"

"i mean in the head/brain"

"yah i am...... i got my frontal lobe, cerebral cortex, brain stem, cranium, parietal lobe, temporal lobe, diencephalon, and my medula."

"do you have a dictionary with you or a science book? you are really starting to scare me!"

"nope i dont have either. just the future president who isnt that smart. yah i scare people a lot....especially on halloween when i dressed up as barney"

"the purple dinosaur from our imagination"

"when i come its what they call a dinosaur sensation"

"lol"

"lollipop lollipop ooohhh lolli lolli pop. ah boom boom "pop""

"wow......lets not go there. go 2 sleep!"


"but i wanna go to Oz!"

"lol. why not the tipton?"

"because london and i had a fight after i crashed her yacht last week"

"then go to ______'s house"

"the trains dont run this late, trust me, i know!"